We've brought back an old favorite! The updated font now matches our Classic Garden Markers, Custom Garden Stakes and of course the grow. dammit. stake.
Rusted garden stake is roughly 20" tall and the face is 8" wide. It begs for help for the overwhelmed gardener. Is this your problem too?
Funny garden sign is cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. This sign is sturdy and well made. The adorable sign is ready to stand in your garden or landscape for years to come. The stake is weather-safe so you can leave it outside in all weather and even through the winter. The naturally rusted patina will continue to age with time.
NOW you can find this popular item in a Medium or Large size! The Medium is 23" tall with a face 11 1/2 x 7.25" in size. Large is 28" tall with a 15 x 7 3/4" face.
Choose the size in the drop-down menu.
Please note that the naturally rusted option is made of real, rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This option is not intended as an indoor product.
All of our color choices are powder coated for a durable, outdoor safe finish. Weather proof outdoors but also beautiful indoors!
We hope you'll love our garden art as much as we love making it!
All of our products are 100% made in USA and made to last!
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.
Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.
No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
Powder Coated Items:
Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
Custom Automotive Paint:
Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.
We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.
Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.
You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.
We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.
During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.
May 22, 2023
Dec 14, 2021
Lovely and exactly as represented online.
May 24, 2021
Jan 4, 2021
Dec 12, 2020
Smaller then expected but it is well made and looks rustic. Perfect for gardens!