Extra Large grow. dammit. stake, garden stake, funny garden art, large garden sign, humorous garden decor, oversize garden sign, grow damnit

Extra Large grow. dammit. stake, garden stake, funny garden art, large garden sign, humorous garden decor, oversize garden sign, grow damnit

$67.00

Buy 7 items and get 10% off your order

Extra large grow. dammit. by customer request! A much larger version of our popular "grow. dammit" stake! We've taken the original stake and doubled it in size. This time, that garden's going to listen! There's no missing this funny outdoor sign.

15" wide and stake is 30" tall before going into the ground.
This metal grow. dammit. sign is cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The rusted finish will continue to patina with time. Safe to leave it on display even through the winter!

Final photo shows the extra large "grow. dammit." stake in comparison to the original size.
See our original sign here https://www.etsy.com/listing/234569697/grow-dammit-garden-stake-metal-garden />
Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.

We hope you love this humorous garden sign as much as we loved making it for you!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.

Sizing details

Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.

Care instructions

Rusted Items:
No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
Powder Coated Items:
Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
Custom Automotive Paint:
Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.

Gift wrapping and packaging

We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.

Can I send this item as a gift?

Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.

Will the price be displayed if I send this item as a gift?

You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.

Can I send a gift note or a card with the order?

We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.

Custom and personalized orders

During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.

Thank you thank you! i appreciate all your help and fast shiooing and my sister loved it!


Great larger size as described. Rustic- perfect for the garden.


I love my sign! Visitors think it's hilarious and it suits my taste and garden to a "t." Thank you! Will buy again from you!


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