Now you can order three of our humorous garden stakes as a set!
Choice of three:
Garden of Weedin'
Choose your combination from the drop-down menu.
Set of three stakes fit great in a large planter. They can be placed anywhere in the landscape or garden. Stakes are large enough size to stand out on their own but still fit into planters. This gift set makes a great housewarming gift, but you can also gift yourself for any occasion!
The face of each stake is 8" wide and 4" tall. water me! is slightly narrower.
Stakes are slightly larger, but a very similar match to our Classic Garden Markers. They are cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. The stakes are roughly 19" tall overall. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
These garden signs are ready to ship! Standard shipping is FREE!
Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.
Check out our Garden Markers & Signs section for more gift ideas and sets!
The original grow. dammit. garden stake is a local favorite! We hope you love it as much as our local fans do!
All of our items are made by the two of us, in our own shop. 100% made in USA and made to last!
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.
Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.
No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
Powder Coated Items:
Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
Custom Automotive Paint:
Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.
We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.
Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.
You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.
We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.
During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.
Aug 12, 2020
May 17, 2020
Aug 20, 2019
This was the perfect gift for a gardener who has everything! They are charmingly rusted, unique, and clever. Shipping came quicker than expected.
Dec 6, 2018
My husband will love these. Thank you so much for shipping the best way.