Please Don't Die rustic metal sign is perfect to mark those trouble spots in your garden! This funny stake makes a great gift for your garden friends with a sense of humor!
You can choose from a small sign that fits into a flower pot or next to the door, up to an extra large sign that will not be missed!
Garden Stakes are available in four sizes.
Small 8x5" face, 20" overall.
Medium 11.5x7.25" face, 23" overall.
Large 15x9" face, 28" overall, upgraded kicker for support.
Extra Large 18.5x12" face, 33" overall, two stakes for best standing power.
The face of the stake is cut from steel about as thick as a nickel. Signs have been pre-soaked to begin the rusting process. The patina will only improve with age!
Please note that this item is made of naturally rusted steel. Irregular colors are to be expected, and with time outdoors the entire item will turn a golden rusty brown. Rusted steel can stain fabrics and leave residue on your hands. Please be aware that the item may have sharp edges. Gardening gloves are recommended. This item is not intended as an indoor product.
Prefer to customize with a name? Is your size sold out? Order a made-to-order Custom Garden Stake with similar size options.
All of our items are 100% made in USA and made to last!
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Please contact us if you'd like to personalize one of our non-custom items.
If you're ordering a custom piece like an address sign please remember to include your personalization info in the area to "leave a note" at checkout.
Sizes are listed in the description. If we've missed sizing information please contact us, so that we can correct our mistake! Thank you.
No special care is needed! Rinse with water if dirty. Rusted items are safe in all weather. No need to bring them in for the winter.
Powder Coated Items:
Powder Coat is a very durable finish. Safe in all weather. If needed it can be washed with soap and water. Do not use an abrasive pad.
Custom Automotive Paint:
Treat this finish just like your car. After 6 months of drying time it can even be polished or waxed. Safe outdoors in any weather. Will not fade or peel like spray paint. If needed our painted signs can be washed with soap and water using a soft cloth. Do not use an abrasive pad.
We do not offer gift wrap due to the size of our items. Gift wrap will not survive the shipping process in an attractive manner.
Yes, you can ship items directly to a gift recipient.
Please be sure to enter their address correctly during checkout for a seamless transaction.
You can select to ship the item as a gift. A packing slip will be printed with your item, but it will not include any pricing information.
We do not offer hand-written notes or cards at this time. You can enter a gift message to your gift recipient during checkout. This message will be printed on the packing slip which also does not include any pricing information.
During checkout you'll have a chance to type a note. Please enter text exactly as you would like it to appear on your customized items.
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